Friday, April 2, 2010

Round 1.

Ok, so here is the first installment of my rantings for the month of April...







First, I hate "Octomom." I don't know what it is about her (not really, I know exactly what it is about her,) but I just can't bring myself to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for her, or her army of children. I think the thing that makes me most upset is not that she's crazy enough to keep watering down my gene pool with her offspring, it's that no one seems to want to be the one to say, "umm... I think maybe you should stop." I think it's even more ridiculous and irresponsible to give this crazy bitch money just for treating her vajayjay like a clown car. I have the utmost respect and understanding for those people who can not have children without medical intervention. I think that the fact that we have technology to overcome that kind of adversity is a comforting and terrifying thought at the same time. It comforts me to know that medicine can help to propagate our species, but it terrifies me that this "blessing" is being used for things like this. I also hold single parents in the highest regard. Anyone who can go that road alone is an a-number-one-bad-ass in my opinion. I don't however, have the slightest incling of a notion of respect for a woman who will continue, and continue, and continue to bring children into the world that she obviously has neither the means, nor the sense to properly care for. The icing on the cake is, just when I thought the final chapters of this farce were being penned, and she was in jeopardy of losing whatever hovel that they all live in, PETA, yes... PETA swoops in to save the day. They are going to give her money to put a sign in her yard that says, "Don't let your pet become an 'octomom.' Spay and neuter." Really? Is that the message that we should all take from this? This creature is bringing helpless children into the world uncontrollably, and PETA wants to give her money to use her as an example? For Snuffles...? Misguided is not the word I'm looking for.
Does anyone else get an image of a plague of botox injected freak locusts?